Tote Bag - Healthy Crap

👜😄 Make a statement (and get a laugh) with this playful “Healthy Crap… Just Kidding, It’s Alcohol” tote bag. Crafted from durable cotton canvas and finished with light brown faux leather handles, it’s the perfect mix of humor and everyday practicality.

Spacious enough for wine bottles, groceries, beach days, or errands, this tote makes a great gift for friends who appreciate a good joke — and a good drink.

👜 Durable cotton tote bag
🤎 Light brown faux leather handles
🍷 Perfect for wine runs, shopping & gifting
📏 Size: 15” (W) x 16.5” (H)
🎁 Fun gift for birthdays, holidays & hostesses

Carry your essentials with personality — because sometimes, honesty is the best policy!